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Delete Retort Approve Retort Real Men don't need another wheel.
Delete Retort Approve Retort You're kidding, it was there last time I looked! (CRASH!)
Delete Retort Approve Retort People will nick anything these days...
Delete Retort Approve Retort I loaned the other wheel to a friend.
Delete Retort Approve Retort My grandma is riding it.
Delete Retort Approve Retort I couldn't afford both.
Delete Retort Approve Retort My dad bought one bike for my bro' and me to share.
Delete Retort Approve Retort It's worse than you think, I started out on a tricycle.
Delete Retort Approve Retort I've got one more than you do...
Delete Retort Approve Retort No, I just found this one!
Delete Retort Approve Retort I don't need a training wheel any more.
Delete Retort Approve Retort Two wheels? I can only just manage one, give me time!
Delete Retort Approve Retort No, it's right here...? (Blank stare)
Delete Retort Approve Retort It's on my other unicycle!
Delete Retort Approve Retort This IS my other wheel.
Delete Retort Approve Retort It'll be along in a minute.
Delete Retort Approve Retort Government cutbacks...
Delete Retort Approve Retort I got the bike on sale, half off...
Delete Retort Approve Retort It fell behind the fridge.
Delete Retort Approve Retort Don't be daft, where would I put a second wheel?
Delete Retort Approve Retort Corporate downsizing...
Delete Retort Approve Retort It's on back order.
Delete Retort Approve Retort There is no other wheel...
Delete Retort Approve Retort It's probably still chained up outside Asda, along with the handlebars, chain and brake assemblies...
Delete Retort Approve Retort I didn't think I needed a spare...
Delete Retort Approve Retort I had a flat a ways back, so I left it behind.
Delete Retort Approve Retort It stayed back with the elephants
Delete Retort Approve Retort nope, somebody else did. I just stole this one
Delete Retort Approve Retort It's in that place where all your missing socks go.
Delete Retort Approve Retort Some clown took off with it
Delete Retort Approve Retort It's at home watching the kids.
Delete Retort Approve Retort the other one got a flat-i cut it off
Delete Retort Approve Retort Naw, it's on my tricycle
Delete Retort Approve Retort What!.... NOOO!! (then ride crazily)
Delete Retort Approve Retort I've given up the wheel to live...
Delete Retort Approve Retort the wife wanted half of everything!
Delete Retort Approve Retort I know, I'm out looking for it right now...
Delete Retort Approve Retort Its There You Just Cant See it.
Delete Retort Approve Retort I Dropped It Really Hard.....
Delete Retort Approve Retort It's on the train to Edinburgh
Delete Retort Approve Retort I lost it in the divorce.
Delete Retort Approve Retort Takes twice the man to ride half the bike.
Delete Retort Approve Retort Actually, I found a wheel
Delete Retort Approve Retort Well you've lost both!
Delete Retort Approve Retort Oh Wheely?!
Delete Retort Approve Retort That would explain why my donkey was moving faster than normal
Delete Retort Approve Retort I don't believe in bicycles.
Delete Retort Approve Retort Real women don't need another wheel
Delete Retort Approve Retort my wheel, oh cheese nips!
Delete Retort Approve Retort i cant ride a bike so i have to use a training wheel.
Delete Retort Approve Retort Oh no! You've got to be kidding! I only got it a few days ago.
Delete Retort Approve Retort No, I found one
Delete Retort Approve Retort Oh. I took the training wheel off
Delete Retort Approve Retort what kind of unicycle has 2 wheels?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Delete Retort Approve Retort It's not difficult when you realize there is no wheel
Delete Retort Approve Retort (Hooking a thumb at other unicycler behind you) He's got it.
Delete Retort Approve Retort I get better fuel mileage with just one.
Delete Retort Approve Retort I'm paying in instalments...
Delete Retort Approve Retort It's coming part by part. It stinks, though, because if I'd gotten it all at once I'd get a bell too!
Delete Retort Approve Retort Pretty bad accident eh!
Delete Retort Approve Retort My dog ate it
Delete Retort Approve Retort i'd like to report half of my bike stolen
Delete Retort Approve Retort i lost it. i'd forget my head if it weren't attached!
Delete Retort Approve Retort But I thought you had it!
Delete Retort Approve Retort Other wheel...hmm...nope, doesn't ring a bell(DING!)
Delete Retort Approve Retort If I don't learn this, I'll never do 1 wheeled wheelies!
Delete Retort Approve Retort It self destructed along with the rest of the bike(sniffle)I miss the shiny parts!!
Delete Retort Approve Retort "I had one of those, but I took off all the stuff I didn't need, and I had this left."
Delete Retort Approve Retort What wheel??? I am on it.... .I need no other wheel
Delete Retort Approve Retort WHAT? they make things that have more wheels?
Delete Retort Approve Retort The other wheel was just slowing me down
Delete Retort Approve Retort It's an NHS wheelchair.
Delete Retort Approve Retort It's RIGHT BEHIND YOU! (then speed off in the other direction)
Delete Retort Approve Retort Inflation hits all of us eventually....
Delete Retort Approve Retort This is a Tesco value Tricycle
Delete Retort Approve Retort Half the bike, twice the fun
Delete Retort Approve Retort Yeah, well you can't kick a football.
Delete Retort Approve Retort No. I found one!
Delete Retort Approve Retort if you look closely it's around your waist !!!!!!!! eric lesedma says
Delete Retort Approve Retort if you look closely it's around your waist !!!!!!!! eric lesdema says
Delete Retort Approve Retort It ran off with the milk man!!
Delete Retort Approve Retort It got stolen
Delete Retort Approve Retort Your mum is so fat, she ate the other wheel
Delete Retort Approve Retort Yes, but I've gained 2 degrees of freedom (for technical typres only)
Delete Retort Approve Retort we're probably going back in evolution, when we invented the wheel but didnt know how to connect the two