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Real Men don't need another wheel. |
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You're kidding, it was there last time I looked! (CRASH!) |
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People will nick anything these days... |
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I loaned the other wheel to a friend. |
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My grandma is riding it. |
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I couldn't afford both. |
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My dad bought one bike for my bro' and me to share. |
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It's worse than you think, I started out on a tricycle. |
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I've got one more than you do... |
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No, I just found this one! |
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I don't need a training wheel any more. |
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Two wheels? I can only just manage one, give me time! |
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No, it's right here...? (Blank stare) |
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It's on my other unicycle! |
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This IS my other wheel. |
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It'll be along in a minute. |
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Government cutbacks... |
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I got the bike on sale, half off... |
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It fell behind the fridge. |
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Don't be daft, where would I put a second wheel? |
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Corporate downsizing... |
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It's on back order. |
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There is no other wheel... |
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It's probably still chained up outside Asda, along with the handlebars, chain and brake assemblies... |
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I didn't think I needed a spare... |
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I had a flat a ways back, so I left it behind. |
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It stayed back with the elephants |
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nope, somebody else did. I just stole this one |
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It's in that place where all your missing socks go. |
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Some clown took off with it |
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with your sense of humour |
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It's at home watching the kids. |
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the other one got a flat-i cut it off |
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Naw, it's on my tricycle |
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What!.... NOOO!! (then ride crazily) |
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I've given up the wheel to live... |
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the wife wanted half of everything! |
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I know, I'm out looking for it right now... |
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Its There You Just Cant See it. |
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I Dropped It Really Hard..... |
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It's on the train to Edinburgh |
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I lost it in the divorce. |
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Takes twice the man to ride half the bike. |
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Actually, I found a wheel |
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Well you've lost both! |
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Oh Wheely?! |
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That would explain why my donkey was moving faster than normal |
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I don't believe in bicycles. |
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Real women don't need another wheel |
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my wheel, oh cheese nips! |
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i cant ride a bike so i have to use a training wheel. |
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Oh no! You've got to be kidding! I only got it a few days ago. |
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No, I found one |
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Oh. I took the training wheel off |
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what kind of unicycle has 2 wheels?!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
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It's not difficult when you realize there is no wheel |
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(Hooking a thumb at other unicycler behind you) He's got it. |
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I get better fuel mileage with just one. |
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I'm paying in instalments... |
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It's coming part by part. It stinks, though, because if I'd gotten it all at once I'd get a bell too! |
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Pretty bad accident eh! |
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My dog ate it |
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i'd like to report half of my bike stolen |
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i lost it. i'd forget my head if it weren't attached! |
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But I thought you had it! |
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Other wheel...hmm...nope, doesn't ring a bell(DING!) |
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If I don't learn this, I'll never do 1 wheeled wheelies! |
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It self destructed along with the rest of the bike(sniffle)I miss the shiny parts!! |
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"I had one of those, but I took off all the stuff I didn't need, and I had this left." |
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What wheel??? I am on it.... .I need no other wheel |
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WHAT? they make things that have more wheels? |
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The other wheel was just slowing me down |
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It's an NHS wheelchair. |
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It's RIGHT BEHIND YOU! (then speed off in the other direction) |
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Inflation hits all of us eventually.... |
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This is a Tesco value Tricycle |
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Half the bike, twice the fun |
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Yeah, well you can't kick a football. |
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No. I found one! |